Squeals of Delight

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Squeals of Delight
If you go down to the pier tonight
you’re in for a big surprise
three pigs on two bikes
their tails curly worly 
escaped from the farm
but they mean you no harm
for their aim is to save their own bacon,
they’ve hired a boat
from a woman in Howth
a campaigner 
with animal rights on her mind,
she will send them to Wales
where her friend has a field
full of truffles and tree roots
and puddles of water
so the pigs and their piglets
can snuffle and squeal
gaze up at the sky to
forget about sausages
bacon and rashers
and no-one will mention
pork pie.


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